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A Marine Gunny and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves-the barbers were reaching for some aftershave to slap on their faces. The admiral shouted, “Hey, don’t put that on me! My wife will think I’ve been in a whorehouse!”

The Marine turned to his barber and said, “Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”


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