Gunny and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop. They were
both just getting finished with their shaves-the barbers were
reaching for some aftershave to slap on their faces. The admiral
shouted, Hey, dont put that on me! My wife will think
Ive been in a whorehouse!
The Marine turned to his barber and said, Go ahead
and put it on. My wife doesnt know what the inside of
a whorehouse smells like.