A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive
blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight
to the mail box. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed
back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the
mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily,
back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she
came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then
slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something
wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!
My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."