were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated
old boat. It so happened that John's wife died the same day that
Joe's boat sank.
A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook
him for John. She said, I'm sorry to hear about your loss.
You must just feel terrible.
Joe, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said,
Heck no the fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of
her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her
bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish.
She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the
back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used
her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess
what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these
four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't
very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried
to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle.
The old lady fainted.