A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says
that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in
She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams
and so it goes on.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are
She says "No, I'm really a blonde".
"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is