Don't be sexist - broads hate that
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel
Boldly going nowhere
CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!
Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends
He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window!
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he
I'm an imbecile and I vote
Money Isn't Everything... But it Sure Keeps the Kids In
If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now
Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!
WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
Jesus Saves...He Passes It To Gretzky... Gretzky Shoots...He
You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
Save Your Breath...You'll need it to blow up your date!
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Honk If You Want To See My Finger
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Dear Auntie Em, Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those