Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one
candy bar after another. After the sixth one, a man on the bench
across from him said "Son, you know eating all that candy
isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and
make you fat."
Little Johnny replied "My grandfather lived to be 107 years
The man asked "Did your grandfather eat six candy bars
at a time?"
Little Johnny answered "No, he minded his own fucking