cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local
sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the Cowboy
wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in
front of the sheriff.
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted
its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun dont shine.
He dropped the horses tail, stepped up on the walk, and
aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon.
Hold on, Mister...
Did I just see what I think I just saw?
Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped
And that cures them?
Nope, but it keeps me from lickin em.
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