How do
you know when your date with a Cobra pilot is half over?
He says "enough about me, now let's talk about flying."
What is the ideal cockpit crew?
A pilot and a dog. The pilot is there too feed the dog and the
dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to touch anything.
How many Cobra pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
How do you know if there is a Cobra pilot at your party?
He'll tell you.
What's the difference between God and Cobra pilots?
God doesn't think he's a Cobra pilot.
What is the difference between a Cobra pilot and a pig?
The pig doesn't turn into a Cobra pilot when he's drunk.
What do Cobra pilots use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What is the difference between a Cobra pilot and a jet engine?
A jet engine stops whining when it lands in their parking spot.
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