GOOD: A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders,
but wasn't getting many. Then, he discovered the problem ...
a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted
sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then
found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS"
and a bucket full of change.
BETTER: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding
through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with a mailed photo ... of handcuffs.
BEST: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the
motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his
ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me
a ticket to the Highway Patrolemn's Ball." He replied,
"Highway patrolmen don't have balls." There was a
moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd
just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle
and left. She sat there for several minutes, laughing too hard
to start her car.