One of the city's top cardiac specialist died. At his funeral,
the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock-up of a heart
made up of red flowers. When the pastor finished with his sermon,
and after everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened.
The coffin rolled inside and the heart closed again.
At that moment, one of the mourners burst into a fit of
laughter. Irritated by his insensitivity, the guy next to him
asked, "Why are you laughing, Buddy?"
"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the
man replied. "I'm a gynecologist."