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One of the city's top cardiac specialist died. At his funeral, the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock-up of a heart made up of red flowers. When the pastor finished with his sermon, and after everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened. The coffin rolled inside and the heart closed again.

At that moment, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter. Irritated by his insensitivity, the guy next to him asked, "Why are you laughing, Buddy?"

"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I'm a gynecologist."


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