young thing thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking
Gunny at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him when
was the last time he had had sex.
"1956," was his immediate reply.
"No wonder you look so uptight!" she exclaimed.
"Honey, you need to get out more."
"I'm not sure I understand you," he answered,
glancing at his watch. "It's only 2014 now."