stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States
to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free time and keep
his mind off of the local women. The wife complied and sent the
best one she could find, along with several dozen lesson and music
Rotated back home, he rushed to their home and through the
front door. "Oh darling" he gushed, "Come here...
let me look at you... let me hold you ! Let's have a fine dinner
out, then make love all night. I've missed your lovin' so much
The wife, keeping her distance, said, "All in good
time lover. First, let's hear you play that harmonica."