Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After
a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't
help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland."
The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"
The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from
Ireland might you be?"
The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."
The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am
I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?"
The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I
lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."
The first guy says, "Faith & it's a small world,
so did I! And to what school would you have been going?"
The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's
The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And so
did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"
The other guy answers, "Well, now, I graduated in 1964."
The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling
down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding
up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated
from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self."
About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down,
and orders a beer.
The bartender walks over shaking his head and mutters, "It's
going to be a long night tonight, the Murphy twins are drunk