An old
man visits his doctor to get a sperm count. The doctor gave him
a jar and told to bring back a sample. The next day he returns
to the doctor's office with an empty jar.
"What happened? Says the Doc.
"Well," the old man starts, "I asked my wife
for help. She tried with her right hand, then her leftnothing.
Then she tried her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with
her teeth out, still nothing. We even called in Arlene, the
lady next door, but still nothing."
The doctor bursts out, "You asked your neighbor?"
"Yep. No matter what we tried, we couldn't get that
damn jar open."
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