Captain Grose's Humor pages

Please help me keep this site going..


ONE FROM MY ROOTS AS AN NCO

 

 
U
N
I
T
E
D
 
S
T
A
T
E
S
M
A
R
I
N
E
C
O
R
P
S
 
 
 

 

 


A major is walking down the street when he notices a little boy playing with a pile of crap. The major stops and asks the boy why he is playing with the pile of crap. The boy replies, “I’m making an NCO!.”

The major begins laughing when a colonel approaches him and asks what is so funny. The major points to the boy and starts laughing hysterically. The colonel then asks the boy what he is doing, the boy replies, “I’m making an NCO!”

The major and the colonel are now laughing when a general approaches the two. They point to the boy and the general asks the boy what is he doing. The boy again replies, “I’m making an NCO!”

All three officers are laughing when the Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps approaches and asks what is so funny. All three officers point to the boy laughing even harder then before when the Sergeant Major asks the boy what he was doing. Again the boy reply’s “I’m making an NCO!”

Now all three officers are laughing hysterically when the Sergeant Major asks the boy why is he making an NCO. The boy replies, “Because I don’t have enough crap to make an officer!”


Email -- jdgrose115@polyglut.net
Web -- http://members.tripod.com/~jdgrose115/

Please help me keep this site going...