Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several
years, decided that they needed to visit a whorehouse.
When they arrived at the house, the Madame took one look
at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls
on these two old men. So she obtained two "blowup" dolls
instead. She put the dolls in each man's room and left them
to their business.
After the two men were finished, they started for home and
got to talking.
The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She
never moved, talked, or groaned . . . how was it for you?”
The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch."
The first man asked, "How's that?"
"Well," said the second man, "when I nibbled on her breast
. . .she farted and flew out the window!"
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