1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged
by your unique point of view.
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't
mean you're an artist.
3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet
it's hard to pronounce.
4. Any connection between your reality and mine
is purely coincidental.
5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't
give a damn.
6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young
7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your
11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions
I had about you.
12. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of
Karma to burn off.
13. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are
14. No, my powers can only be used for good.
15. How about never? Is never good for you?
16. I'm really easy to get along with once you people
learn to worship me.
17. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
19. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
20. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a
21. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
22. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
23. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without
24. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at
the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
25. At least I have a positive attitude about my
26. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
27. I see you've set aside this special time to
humiliate yourself in public.
28. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously
and change the subject.
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