One day the first grade teacher was reading the story
of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of
the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building
materials for his home.
She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with
the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but
may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"
The teacher then paused and asked the class, "And
what do you think that man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said, "I know...he said
-'Holy Shit! A talking pig!'"