A woman walks into a shop that sells VERY EXPENSIVE PERSIAN
She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over
to inspect it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she
farts loudly. Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to
see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales
person does not pop up right now.
As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day Ma'am, how may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does this rug cost?"
He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're
gonna crap your pants when you hear what the price is."