A woman goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner. This
is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very
nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman
is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness
and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making
her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides
to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's
father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the
women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!!!"
The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came
across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to
feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She
let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked
at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!!!".
Once again the woman smiled and thought, 'yes!'.
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip.
This time she didn't even think about it. She let it rip with
a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and
yelled, “Dammit Skippy, get away from that nasty bitch before
she shits on you!"
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