In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, a
spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat
lady. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through
a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.
When they leave the tunnel, Clinton had a big red slap mark on
1) The blonde thought - "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch
me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady,
who in turn must have slapped his face"
2) The fat lady thought - "That dirty old Bill Clinton laid
his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on that blonde
and by mistake she slapped me".
4) George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel
soon so I can smack Clinton again!"