A blonde was feeling so depressed that she decided to end
her life by throwing herself into Puget Sound near Seattle.
She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid
water when a handsome young sailor saw her teetering on the edge
of the pier, crying.
He took pity on her and said, "Listen, you've got a lot
to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning and if you like,
I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you,
and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his
arm around her shoulder and added with a wink, "and I'll make
you happy, and you can make ME happy." The girl nodded yes through
her tears. After all, what did she have to lose?
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in
a lifeboat, along with blankets and food. From then on, every
night he brought her sandwiches, water, wine and fruit and they
would make mad, passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was
discovered by the Captain. "What are you doing here?" the Captain
demanded angrily. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,"
she explained. "I get free food and a trip to Europe. “Meanwhile,”
she says coyly, “he's 'taking advantage of me', so to
speak.” (wink, wink)
“He sure IS, lady,” the Captain said. "This is the Bremerton