10. Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?
9. So -- what are you wearing?
8. Duuuuuude! Bummer!
7. Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals,
6. Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes.
Press 3 if you're with the FTC.
5. We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife,
a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.
4. I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
3. In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.
2. Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!
..and the #1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support...
1. Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney.