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The Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Computer Tech Support

 

 
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10. Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?

9. So -- what are you wearing?

8. Duuuuuude! Bummer!

7. Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n.

6. Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC.

5. We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.

4. I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

3. In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.

2. Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!

..and the #1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support...

1. Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney.


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