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At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
   At age 12, success is...having friends.
       At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
          At age 20, success is...having sex.
            At age 35, success is...having money.
            At age 50, success is...having money.
         At age 60, success is...having sex.
       At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
    At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

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