The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, set up
their tent, and are asleep.
Some hours later, The Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.
"Tonto, look up and tell me what you see." Tonto replies, "Me
see millions of stars."
What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger. Tonto ponders
for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there
are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and
we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Tonto,
you Dumb Jerk, someone has stolen our tent."