Leader of men, teller of tall tales, legend in his own mind,
U.S. Marine extraordinaire, stream fordable, air dropable, beer
fueled, water cooled, author, history maker, lecturer, traveler,
freedom fighter, defender of the faith. Wars fought, tigers tamed,
revolutions started, bars emptied, alligators castrated. Let me
win your hearts and minds or I'll burn your damn hut down!