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19 More Ways To Tell You Might Be A Tanker

 

 
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I might be a tanker if . . .

1.  I think a hammer is a precision instrument.

2.  My idea of a hike is carrying your bags from the POV parking lot to the tank line.

3.  If I go to a fireworks show and feel disappointed that the noise wasn't loud enough.

4.  If I think a Ranger is nothing more than a pick-up truck.

5.  If I think the concept of dismount is the eighth deadly sin.

6.  If I think diesel and cordite are two of the four basic food groups.

7.  If I see a monster truck stuck in the mud and say, "That's nothin', I once had my tank buried so bad . . ."

8.  If I've lost headgear due to a large caliber bullet.

9.  If going to the field means bringing the grill and all the fixin's for a barbecue.

10.  If I believed that the maker of smoke grenade launchers actually planned it so a six pack of 12oz sodas would fit perfectly in each  launcher.

11.  If I think that infantry are only curious looking hot spots  for machine gun practice at 800m

12.  If I use Chem-Lites to decorate your Christmas tree.

13.  If I can make the transition from driving to sleeping with just the flip of a wrist.

14.  If I have ever been startled out of sleep and shouted, "Identified!"

15.  If the only thing that truly terrifies me is what might be crawling on the ground.

16.  If the EPA knows me by your first name.

17.  If I think the best way to handle a fuel spill is to kick dust over it and move out before anyone notices.

18.  If I think there is no such thing as "Too much Ammo."

19.  If I think a good OPORD is "Move north and kill everything."


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