Captain Grose's Humor pages

Please help me keep this site going..


IF LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE, HERE IS MY PHARMACY

 

 
U
N
I
T
E
D
 
S
T
A
T
E
S
M
A
R
I
N
E
C
O
R
P
S
 
 
 

 

 


Computers
The Best Y2K Explanation yet
What do you want on a deserted island?
Signs That You've Had TOO MUCH Of The 90s
Are you getting too "friendly" with your computer?
Computer Dictionary
Relationships in the 90s
Jock versus Nerd
For those of you who feel the need to send chain letters
Modem times

Military
The most dangerous phrases
The Balloon Joke
The Cookie War
Three officers get put in their place.
A more accurate military rank structure explanation
Understanding misuderstanding when the understood understanding is misunderstood
How God created Marines
Why the young man went UA
New bootcamp procedures
God decides who's best
You might be a Marine Wife if...
15 Ways to tell if you're in Twentynine Palms when...
The Pompous Colonel
The Fighter Pilot and the Pig
The Commander's Jeep
More Pilot Jokes
One day at the barber...
How to know you are out of the military
Fitness Report comments
One for the Air Force
Army Rangers VS the Marines

Top Bumper Sticker's seen around the world!
More Bumper Stickers!!
Use These In Case of Bad Day
Rules To Live By At Work
Some of these phrases may be appropriate during your day
Bumper sticker-like sayings
Ladies' Bumper Stickers

Parenthood
Parents Write the Darndest Things: Notes From Home
Book Titles for Kids You Will Never See
Ten Rules for dating my daughter.
Do not lie to your Mother!!!!!
Things not to say to a pregnant woman
A letter from Dad to Son and Son to Dad
An Early Lesson
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MOM IF...
22 THINGS I DIDN'T KNOW BEFORE I HAD KIDS
Toddler Diet
Parenthood

A College-Educated Explanation of Hell
But it is a requirement!
Ten Rules for life intended for the newly-graduated

Men and Women
The Male Dictionary
What Men Wish Women Knew
Here is a TRUE anecdote about Neil Armstrong...
Men, these WILL get you in trouble with the missus!
What men and women think
Courses for Women
What men know about women
A Point System for Men

Divorce Logic Tax letter
Duelling Irish
Baby Boomers: The '60s vs. the '90s
Actual Headlines from Journalists
Not-so-great Quotes
Some "Fatherly" Advice
Proof that there really are truly stupid people in this world
Disorder in the court!
What we have to look forward to when we get old
Bustin' the cops
Advertising mistakes from other countries
What's Logic?
If Santa honestly answered his mail...
Attention Wal Mart shoppers...
What I am thankful for by Jason D. Grose
Some real good celebrity quotes
Life's Most Embarrassing Moments
Hillbilly Magic
Books you will never see
Tonto
Basic Laws of Getting Older
Redneck Ingenuity
Arresting Mom
True Stupidity
Friendship
The Christmas Party
Very Expensive Rugs
Don't You Just Love to Fly?

Animals
Dog peeves
A dog's diary
A cat's diary

Backyard Burial
Dog rules
The Chicken and the Egg
The Dead Cat

Risque'
Chapped lips
How Drunk Were you?
The Old Man and the Boat
Hunting Bears

Darwin Award-like true story about a suicide jumper who gets shot on the way down

Email -- jdgrose115@polyglut.net
Web -- http://members.tripod.com/~jdgrose115/

Please help me keep this site going...