pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat on the road. She asked
if it was dead or alive.
"Dead," she was informed.
"How do you know?", she asked.
"Because I pissed in his ear and it didn't move,"
said the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!?", the teacher squealed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned
over and went 'pssst' and he didn't move."