Employee
Name _______________
Date of Review ________________
KNOWLEDGE:
1.____ The son-of-a-bitch really knows his s***
2.____ Knows only enough to be dangerous
3.____ Only has half a brain and is dangerous
4.____ F***ing brain damaged. His coffee cup has a higher
I.Q.
ACCURACY:
1.____ Does excellent work; is not preoccupied with getting
laid
2.____ Pretty good; only occasionally blows it out his ass
3.____ Has to take his shoes off to count higher than ten
4.____ Couldn't count his balls and get the same number
twice
ATTITUDE:
1.____ Extremely cooperative (Kisses ass frequently)
2.____ Brown noser in poor standing
3.____ Often pisses off co-workers; thinks it's his job
4.____ Doesn't give a damn; never did, never will
RELIABILITY:
1.____ Really a dependable little c***sucker
2.____ Can rely on him at evaluation time
3.____ Can rely on him to be the first one out the f***ing
door
4.____ Totally f***ing worthless
APPEARANCE:
1.____ Extremely neat; even combs his pubic hair
2.____ Looks great at evaluation time
3.____ Dirty, filthy, smelly son-of-a-bitch
4.____ Flies leave fresh dog s*** to follow him
PERFORMANCE:
1.____ Goes like a son-of-a-bitch if there is money in it
for him
2.____ Does OK around evaluation time
3.____ Works only if kicked in the ass every two minutes
4.____ Couldn't do less work if he were in a coma
LEADERSHIP:
1.____ Carries chain saw and gets good results
2.____ Occasionally gets told to get f***ed
3.____ Mother Theresa tells him to get f***ed
4.____ Couldn't lead a pack of hungry wolves to meat
I understand that I have been evaluated and know my rights
under the Privacy Act of 1969. I further acknowledge that I
am as f***ed up as a football bat and will attempt to correct
my deficiencies.
EMPLOYEE SIGNATURE
X__________________________________________________
MANAGER SIGNATURE
X__________________________________________________
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