A private is on duty in the motor pool when the phone rings:
Soldier, can you tell me what equipment is available
for use immediately?
The voice on the other end answered. Well, sir, we
have two tanks, a half dozen half-tracks, two armored personnel
carriers, a couple of motorcycles, and fat-ass Johnsons
Soldier? Do you know who you are speaking to?
This is Major Johnson, your Commander!
Uh Sir? Do you know who you are speaking to?
Thats good! Bye, Fat-Ass!