Old is when your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make
love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
Old is when your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes and you're barefoot.
Old is when a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker
opens the garage door.
Old is when going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of
Old is when you don't care where your spouse goes, just
s long as you don't have to go along.
Old is when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor
instead of by the police.
Old is when "getting a little action" means you don't need
to take any fiber today.
Old is when "getting lucky" means you find your car in the
Old is when an "all nighter" means not getting up to use