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PAINTING THE CONVENT

 

 
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent.

The Mother Superior says that they must not get even a drop of paint on
their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?", calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Hey, nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want the blinds?"


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