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A fighter pilot, a pig, and a dog are the
survivors of a terrible shipwreck, and they find themselves
stranded on a desert island after being there awhile, they get
into a ritual of going to the beach every evening to watch the
sun go down.
One particular evening the sky was red with
beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle: a perfect
night for romance! Well, soon that pig started looking better
and better to the fighter pilot, so he leaned toward the pig
and put his arm around it. The dog became jealous and growled
fiercely at the fighter pilot, until he removed his arm from
the pig. They continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but no
more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there
was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young
woman. She was in pretty bad shape when they rescued her, but
they slowly nursed her back to good health. When she was well
enough they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It
was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm
gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
The fighter pilot started getting 'those' ideas
again, so he leaned toward the girl and whispered in her ear,
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
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