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An elderly woman died last month.  Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers.  In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I  don't want them to take me out when I'm dead."

Email -- jdgrose115@polyglut.net
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