Be careful what you wear (or don't wear),
when working under your vehicle...especially in public.
From the Sydney Morning Herald Australia comes
this story of a central west couple who drove their car to K-Mart
only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man
told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car there in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group
of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a
pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although
the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private
parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her
hand UP his shorts and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found
herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches
in his head.