1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples
carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in
an official tone, "I think we have a Code 3 in house wares",
. . . and see what happens.
5. Put M&M's on lay away.
6. Move 'CAUTION WET FLOOR' signs to carpet areas.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department;
tell others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from
the bedding department.
8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin
to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it
as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department
ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around suspiciously
while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
12. In the auto department practice your
Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when
people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume
the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! Its all those voices
15. Go into the fitting room and yell really loud .. "Hey
we're out of toilet paper in here!"