

 
                  
                   This page serves 
                    two purposes. First, it is a record of my recollections. Because 
                    time robs us of our memories and the outlandish tales grow 
                    more and more outlandish every year, I want a record of the 
                    incredible experience of Marine Corps bootcamp. Second, I 
                    hope you will read and enjoy these stories. They are also 
                    for you. They are as true as I can remember but my mind was 
                    a little warped back then.  
                  
 BACKGROUND
                  
                    On June 13, 1987, I graduated high school from Thomas 
                      Jefferson High School in Auburn, Washington. I was already 
                      enlisted in the Marine Corps on a six-year hitch starting 
                      on July 28th. I received guaranteed avionic field, guaranteed 
                      west coast stationing, and guaranteed promotions through 
                      the rank of corporal. But before I could claim these prizes, 
                      I had to endure 3 months in San Diego's United States Marine 
                      Corps Recruit Depot.
                   
                  The night before I left, my girlfriend (now wife) and I spent 
                  a wonderful yet uncomfortable evening trying not to think about 
                  what was going to happen. We had recently seen Stanley Kubrick's 
                  Full Metal Jacket and neither of us felt good about what 
                  I was about to do. As we said good night and I waved from the 
                  parking lot of the hotel I was put in for the night, I knew 
                  that for better or worse, I was embarking on a life-changing 
                  journey. The next day I went to the MEPS station for the typical 
                  all-day paper shuffle and was put on a plane that night. Here 
                  is where the fun began.  
                   THE DRILL INSTRUCTORS 
                  
                  
                    Drill 
                    Instructor Staff Sergeant Ingram (Receiving, not pictured) 
                    
                  
Drill 
                    Instructor Sergeant Bonilla (Receiving, not pictured) 
                    
                  
Senior 
                    Drill Instructor Staff Sergeant Wertjes 
                        Read about my reunion with Sergeant 
                    Major Wertjes!!!! 
                  
Drill 
                    Instructor Staff Sergeant Garcia 
                  
Drill 
                    Instructor Sergeant Robinson 
                  
 THE STORIES
                  
                  The 
                  Moment 
                  The 
                  M&M's 
                  The 
                  Pepsi 
                  The 
                  Flattop 
                  The 
                  Mail Call 
                  The 
                  Clock 
                  The 
                  Fudge 
                  The 
                  Lost King 
                  The 
                  Rash 
                  The 
                  Wake-up Call 
                  The 
                  Rope 
                  The Chow 
                  
                   THE RECRUITS
                  
                   
                  Go here 
                  for a thumbnail gallery of all these recruits!!  
                   SECOND-HAND STORIES
                  These are stories I have been told 
                    over the years. I can not attest to their validity nor accuracy 
                    but if they sound a bit far-fetched, remember: the universe 
                    of bootcamp is not the reality normal people live. In other 
                    words, the stranger the story, the more truthful it probably 
                    is. If you would like to contribute a story, email 
                    me and I'll put it in here. 
                  
                    The 
                    Movie by Maurice A. Hallauer, GySgt USMC Ret. 
                  
Bootcamp stories by Cameron 
                    McCurry 
                  
Note: All of the names of Drill Instructors and have been 
                    changed to random names. 
                  
    Crack 
                    Pipe 
                        The 
                    Big Scare 
                        Rifle 
                    Range 
                        Office 
                    Hours 
                        Cruible 
                    
                        Motivational 
                    Run and Base Liberty 
                        Graduation