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This one is simply pitiful. I look like crap, I felt
like crap, and basically, I WAS crap. Notice the "power-walking"
strategy I was employing at the time. Is there any question
why I didn't pay good money for this photo? |
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"Raise your thumbs if your hat makes you look retarded!
Oh, and give the index-pinky-thumb combo if your a complete
imbecile!" |
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Another double thumbs up showing double the stupidity.
I don't know what I was thinking but it seemed like all
I could muster at the time. |
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The "big" finish. Can you believe it? Wincing in pain,
tiny little shuffle step. What a horrible picture. So much
for getting my pic on the cover of a Wheaties box. |
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Luckily I was "out-dorked" in this picture. Again,
is there a question on if this one is the one I ordered? |
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A bit more manly but I couldn't take the chance on
ordering this one on the off chance that my facial expression
was as embarrassing as the other photos. |
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HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES!!! OK, this is the only
one I will even positively claim that it's me. The others
are photographic trickery intended to embarrass and ridicule
me and my family. |
